Shadiest of them all

gimmes:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY thisismouseface!!!! U BEAUTIFUL FLOWER, U ARE A GIFT TO THIS EARTH

gimmes:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY thisismouseface!!!! U BEAUTIFUL FLOWER, U ARE A GIFT TO THIS EARTH

(via askladjean)

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4 days ago
punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

(via bruce-banner-twerking)

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5 days ago

yzma:

yzma:

what would u have done if quentin tarantino handed u a script and it called for u to stick ur foot in his mouth

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5 days ago

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls, via ogirlfriend)

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5 days ago
jasminewasabi:

excuse me zayn malik but ur a fucking D list this is not how you should be talking to kims A list prodigy

jasminewasabi:

excuse me zayn malik but ur a fucking D list this is not how you should be talking to kims A list prodigy

(via pool-sama)

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5 days ago

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

(via tylerchokely)

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5 days ago
postpunkfaery:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn


I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

Yeah, nothing wrong with stretch marks and cellulite. Most people would kill to look like her, ugh i hate the person who wrote this. This is the reason girls are so fucking insecure.

postpunkfaery:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

Yeah, nothing wrong with stretch marks and cellulite. Most people would kill to look like her, ugh i hate the person who wrote this. This is the reason girls are so fucking insecure.

(via turkeysammichs)

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5 days ago
imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

(Source: cockbarf, via officialwhitegirls)

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5 days ago

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

(via toeknees)

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5 days ago

fallenforminaj:

Monster - Nicki Minaj (verse)

(via rorpie)

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5 days ago

rorpie:

bbommb:

rorpie:

top 6 selfies

you are wearing the same shirt in four of these

you can’t tell me how to live my life mom

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5 days ago
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